me: why do women insist on bare feet in the delivery room? it’s gross.
kat: maybe it has to do with the fact that they don’t want baby juice on their socks or on their shoes.
me: baby juice? just say blood. anyways, i get where you’re coming from. i mean, i wouldn’t want to walk down the street and have people stare at my shoes and say “jesus christ did you kill someone?” and then i’d have to explain “no, no, i just had a baby.”
kat: oh god.
